1 - The Thanksgiving parade is happening in downtown New York. However, the Mickey Mouse float is quickly losing air, as a boomerang has punctured it.
2 - Fred Meyes, dressed in full Boomerang costume, grabs a lollipop from a baby (who's mostly hidden by its stroller). The parents are distracted by the deflating float.
PARENT: Mickey!
FRED: Yoink!
3 - Fred is walking off with a big ol' sack full of toys, lollipop in mouth. A man dressed as Santa sits on the ground, nursing a head wound that was clearly inflicted by Fred.
NO COPY
4 - Fred is moving some kittens from a "Free Kittens" box into his sack. He's already got a couple in and is grabbing one by the scruff as he transports it.
CAPTION: Okay.
FRED: ♫!
5 - An old lady stands at her garden, which has been completely ruined. Plants have been uprooted, cut, and generally destroyed. Maybe have some salt in the dirt. Of course, a boomerang sticks out from the ground.
OLD LADY: My azaleas!
6 - Fred is sitting on the bus, still in full costume. He's at near the front, doing some serious manspreading to take up the priority seating. A bag full of toys, kittens, and the plants that they're chewing on does a decent job of taking up the rest of the space. An old man and a pregnant lady stand nearby, visibly upset.
FRED: Sorry, seat's taken.
CAPTION (FRED): This looks bad.
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